7 Guys You Meet on OK Cupid

7 Guys You Meet on OK Cupid in a Relationship

– Oh, hi. – So… So, what’s your curfew? – I don’t have a curfew. How old are you again? – We should go laser tagging. Oh, you would be a such a MILF at that, oh man. – MILF. – Like, I’m so used to just my mom’s friends, you’re just so much hotter than them.

So I just got my license and I can drive after nine on weekends. I’m just gonna, you know, save up. Just, you know, three months allowance and I’m gonna take you somewhere real nice.

I mean, my parents might have to come. I think I’m getting my first boner. Um, I think I’m losing all the blood from my head. Oh my God.

Oh my God, it’s happening. It’s, ahhhhhhh, my God. What is it doing?

What is this? – Well, I volunteer a lot with my local church. You know, I try to provide for the community, you know. – Oh, you’re so sweet. – There was a house on fire next door to me and there was this gaggle of geese. Chopped my way through the burning building all the way to the roof and saved them. – Soooo, you’re fully naked. – Yes, I am a nudist. It’s part of my lifestyle.

It’s part of who I am, really. – You do have clothes though, right? – No. Oh, do you need another drink? Bartender, dos cervezas por favor. – Can I? – [Man] Oh yeah. – Oh, ooooo. – So, you into butt stuff? – No backdoor stuff. – All right, let’s see, I’m just going to ask you a few questions.

How are you at driving? What’s your birthday? How many guys have you broken up with? If we were in a relationship, where would we be in six years? – Am I being audited? – Finish this sentence, OK? I want a lady in the streets, but… – A freak in the sheets. – Uh-oh.

Could you just sign right here. – What am I signing again? – Just to make the whole thing official. I just don’t think it’s gonna work out. So I’m just gonna have to ask you to go. – I need to go? – You have to leave. Like now. – Me? – Just go. Just leave. – [Woman] Oh. – This isn’t going to work. – I just want to put this out there, I don’t have a job right now.

So do you have your own place? – Yeah, I have my own place. I live alone. – Whoa, that is cool, let me turn this thing off. These girls are just…

Oooo… Samantha, she’s like a sure thing. – Samantha? – Do you mind giving me a ride? First I gotta go get some cigarettes, and then get this check cashed and then maybe can I go over to Samantha’s?

Yeah, so let’s just go. Can I have your keys? I’ll drive.

I’ll drive. But anyway, I was just wondering if I could just move in with you for a couple of weeks, maybe a few months? – I don’t know why you want to leave me. It’s supposed to be once you go black, you don’t go back, not once you go black, you go Korean. You don’t wait for the rebound to come down, you gotta catch it. I gotta catch you.

I gotta catch you, nobody else. You know what? You want to see what I’m working with? Hold on, all right, OK. Can you look more Korean?

Can you do that? Like more Korean-y. – Uuuh, ha. – Do you want to know what I do? – [Woman] Sure. – Yes, my job was staying in a relationship, but I just got fired from that, so… What’s so great about Koreans?

It’s not like they’re packing. Are they packing? Are they packing?

– Oh, hi. – So… So, what’s your curfew? – I don’t have a curfew. How old are you again? – We should go laser tagging. Oh, you would be a such a MILF at that, oh man. – MILF. – Like, I’m so used to just my mom’s friends, you’re just so much hotter than them.

So I just got my license and I can drive after nine on weekends. I’m just gonna, you know, save up. Just, you know, three months allowance and I’m gonna take you somewhere real nice.

I mean, my parents might have to come. I think I’m getting my first boner. Um, I think I’m losing all the blood from my head. Oh my God.

Oh my God, it’s happening. It’s, ahhhhhhh, my God. What is it doing?

7 Guys You Meet on OK Cupid in a Relationship

What is this? – Well, I volunteer a lot with my local church. You know, I try to provide for the community, you know. – Oh, you’re so sweet. – There was a house on fire next door to me and there was this gaggle of geese. Chopped my way through the burning building all the way to the roof and saved them. – Soooo, you’re fully naked. – Yes, I am a nudist. It’s part of my lifestyle.

It’s part of who I am, really. – You do have clothes though, right? – No. Oh, do you need another drink? Bartender, dos cervezas por favor. – Can I? – [Man] Oh yeah. – Oh, ooooo. – So, you into butt stuff? – No backdoor stuff. – All right, let’s see, I’m just going to ask you a few questions.

How are you at driving? What’s your birthday? How many guys have you broken up with? If we were in a relationship, where would we be in six years? – Am I being audited? – Finish this sentence, OK? I want a lady in the streets, but… – A freak in the sheets. – Uh-oh.

Could you just sign right here. – What am I signing again? – Just to make the whole thing official. I just don’t think it’s gonna work out. So I’m just gonna have to ask you to go. – I need to go? – You have to leave. Like now. – Me? – Just go. Just leave. – [Woman] Oh. – This isn’t going to work. – I just want to put this out there, I don’t have a job right now.

So do you have your own place? – Yeah, I have my own place. I live alone. – Whoa, that is cool, let me turn this thing off. These girls are just…

Oooo… Samantha, she’s like a sure thing. – Samantha? – Do you mind giving me a ride? First I gotta go get some cigarettes, and then get this check cashed and then maybe can I go over to Samantha’s?

Yeah, so let’s just go. Can I have your keys? I’ll drive.

I’ll drive. But anyway, I was just wondering if I could just move in with you for a couple of weeks, maybe a few months? – I don’t know why you want to leave me. It’s supposed to be once you go black, you don’t go back, not once you go black, you go Korean. You don’t wait for the rebound to come down, you gotta catch it. I gotta catch you.

I gotta catch you, nobody else. You know what? You want to see what I’m working with? Hold on, all right, OK. Can you look more Korean?

Can you do that? Like more Korean-y. – Uuuh, ha. – Do you want to know what I do? – [Woman] Sure. – Yes, my job was staying in a relationship, but I just got fired from that, so… What’s so great about Koreans?

It’s not like they’re packing. Are they packing? Are they packing?

Like, what is it, huh, huh? Oh, oh, I can do that. I can get that, no problem.

I can get that when it’s cold outside. Huh? I’m talking like, uuuuh! – [Woman] No! – [Man] Would you leave this? – [Woman] No! – [Man] Like this, like in your face? – [Woman] Ahhhhh! – Yeah, so I’m just an actor here in LA.

I brought you one of my head shots, resume, so you can just fall in love with that later, if you want. Special skills, some that I don’t list on here, Kama Sutra, that’s bedroom stuff. Take a look at all those credits. You’ll probably be the most impressed, with, I was stone troll number 17 in the movie Frozen. ♫ He’s a bit of a fixer-upper! ♫ – Oh, that’s impressive. – I’m on a few improv teams.

A couple of them, just like list some of them, Home Improv-ment, Three Men And An Improv, The Improv-ables, Can’t Improv This. You are like way hotter than all of the girls on all of my improv teams. – [Woman] Oh, allergies? – Sorry, yeah, I’m allergic to gluten. Are you wearing gluten? – Oh, no, I’m not wearing any gluten. – So, did I get the part? – So, I am a substitute teacher, but I believe I could be full time for you. Igive 100% to my students, even though they call me names, like Fart Burglar. – Fart Burglar? – I’m divorced, sometimes I go like this and I’m like, uh oh! I have kids, uh-oh, you’re like, “You have kids? “Are you even old enough to biologically make kids? “Because you’re so… “You’re so young.” What’s on you iPod?

Let’s play a little word association. Going to bed at 11:30, sensible. I’m sorry, I’m playing both ends of the word association.

What kind of car do I drive? What kind of car don’t I drive? That would take too long.

And that’s the dilly-o. – [Boy] Dad, I’m ready to go. – Me too, looks like we’re not welcome here. – Yeah, what’s the dilly-o? She didn’t even like laser tag. – She didn’t like laser tag? Girls, right? – Oh, I got my first boner. Oh! That’s fun, you want to get some ice cream and celebrate? – Yeah! – Oh man, if only I could get a boner. – “The seven guys you meet on OkCupid.” I want to thank everyone for being in the post, Sonny, Aaron, Matt, Fredia, and Zedekiah, and Pimply Wimp, who left already.

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